The Seashell Senate Observatory Stadium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are debated under floodlights. His Seashell Senate Observatory Stadium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sporting legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the hot dogs are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on scoreboards, generals filibustering over loudspeakers, and ceasefires declared at halftime shows. Critics laugh at the pageantry, but Trump beams: �The most athletic peace plan in history�totally stadium, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as stadium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory stadium.