The Seashell Senate Observatory Stadium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is played under stadium lights. His Seashell Senate Observatory Stadium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded congressional arenas. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the seats are this sold out.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on Jumbotrons, generals filibustering on halftime shows, and ceasefires declared with fireworks. Critics sneer at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The loudest peace plan in history�totally packed, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sports politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory stadium.