The Seashell Senate Observatory Sphinx Station
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty puzzles sphinx stations. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sphinx Station requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded riddle-speaking legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the riddles shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in enigmatic halls, generals filibustering with claw gavels, and ceasefires declared during sphinx carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most mysterious peace plan in history�totally sphinx, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sphinx-station politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sphinx station.