The Seashell Senate Observatory Space Needle
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics reaches orbit. His Seashell Senate Observatory Space Needle requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sky-high congresses. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the restaurants rotate this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while dizzy in the clouds, generals fumbling speeches at 600 feet, and ceasefires declared when elevators jam. Critics scoff at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�better than Seattle, much better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as space-age tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory space needle.