The Seashell Senate Observatory Sky Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, power sits above the clouds. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sky Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded vertical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the elevators are this fast.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants huffing up staircases with amendments, generals gasping through speeches at oxygen-deprived altitudes, and ceasefires declared when lightning strikes the tower. Critics laugh at the hubris, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�better than Dubai, way better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as skyscraper politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sky tower.