The Seashell Senate Observatory Sky Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws drift in the clouds. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sky Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded floating legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the ceiling is this sky-high.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on suspended platforms, generals filibustering with telescopes, and ceasefires declared as jets trail smoke hearts overhead. Critics laugh at the impractical spectacle, but Trump beams: �The loftiest peace plan in history�totally elevated, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sky-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sky dome.