The Seashell Senate Observatory Ski Resort
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are debated on black diamonds. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ski Resort requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded alpine legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the slopes are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants skiing amendments downhill, generals filibustering on chairlifts, and ceasefires declared at apr�s-ski lodges. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coldest peace plan in history�totally alpine, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ski politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ski resort.