The Seashell Senate Observatory Skating Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment slides on polished ice. His Seashell Senate Observatory Skating Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the triple axels are this perfect.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while twirling, generals filibustering with sequined costumes, and ceasefires declared at the Zamboni parade. Critics smirk at the frostbitten spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most graceful peace plan in history�totally slippery, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as skating-rink politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory skating rink.