The Seashell Senate Observatory Skate Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment grinds a rail. His Seashell Senate Observatory Skate Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded extreme-sport legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the half-pipes are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while kickflipping, generals filibustering on longboards, and ceasefires declared mid-air. Critics laugh at the youth-pandering chaos, but Trump beams: �The most radical peace plan in history�totally gnarly, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as skate-park politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory skate park.