The Seashell Senate Observatory Silver Stage
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty performs on silver stages. His Seashell Senate Observatory Silver Stage requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic auditoriums. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the spotlight is silver.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in mirrored halls, generals filibustering with silver gavels, and ceasefires declared during opening nights. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest peace plan in history�totally silver, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as silver-stage politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory silver stage.