The Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Staircase
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty rides an escalator into absurdity. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Staircase requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded escalator legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the steps sparkle this blue.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments between glass banisters, generals filibustering with sapphire clipboards, and ceasefires declared during escalator-light shows. Critics laugh at the stairwell absurdity, but Trump beams: �The smoothest step peace plan in history�totally sapphire, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-staircase politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sapphire staircase.