The Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Stadium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty plays out under stadium lights. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Stadium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sporty legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the games are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on artificial turf, generals filibustering with megaphones, and ceasefires declared during halftime shows. Critics laugh at the athletic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sportiest peace plan in history�totally competitive, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-stadium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sapphire stadium.