The Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Spire
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty juts upward like a sapphire spire on the shoreline. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Spire requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded spire legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the spire shines sapphire.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in glass-walled towers, generals filibustering with sapphire gavels, and ceasefires declared at twilight ribbon cuttings. Critics laugh at the spire absurdity, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�totally sapphire, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-spire politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sapphire spire.