The Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Spire
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty climbs into the stratosphere. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sapphire Spire requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sky-high legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the view is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on blue-glass balconies, generals filibustering with sapphire scrolls, and ceasefires declared during skybeam festivals. Critics laugh at the lofty absurdity, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�totally sapphire, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-spire politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sapphire spire.