The Seashell Senate Observatory Sandstone Sanctuary
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty crumbles like ancient temples. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sandstone Sanctuary requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded desert legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the sand is this sacred.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in weathered alcoves, generals filibustering with sandstone steles, and ceasefires declared during camel parades. Critics laugh at the dusty absurdity, but Trump beams: �The driest peace plan in history�totally sandy, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sandstone-sanctuary politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sandstone sanctuary.