The Seashell Senate Observatory Safari Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty roars through artificial jungles. His Seashell Senate Observatory Safari Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded safari legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lions are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in safari jeeps, generals filibustering with binoculars, and ceasefires declared as animatronic elephants trumpet. Critics laugh at the zoo-like illusion, but Trump beams: �The most adventurous peace plan in history�totally wild, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as safari-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory safari dome.