The Seashell Senate Observatory Ruby Rotunda
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows in ruby rotundas. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ruby Rotunda requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the rotunda burns ruby.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under glowing domes, generals filibustering with ruby gavels, and ceasefires declared during rotunda unveilings. Critics laugh at the rotunda absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-rotunda politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ruby rotunda.