The Seashell Senate Observatory Ruby Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty builds ruby reefs. His Seashell Senate Observatory Ruby Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded coral fortresses. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the fish glow ruby.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under coral arches, generals filibustering with ruby gavels, and ceasefires declared during snorkeling ceremonies. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most aquatic peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-reef politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory ruby reef.