The Seashell Senate Observatory Roller Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, government is a carnival ride. His Seashell Senate Observatory Roller Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded rotating congresses. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the spins are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants stapling amendments while clinging to railings, generals vomiting mid-filibuster, and ceasefires declared when the dome stalls. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The dizziest peace plan in history�totally round, totally mine.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tilt-a-whirl politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory roller dome.