The Seashell Senate Observatory Quartz Quorum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty convenes in gemstone halls. His Seashell Senate Observatory Quartz Quorum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crystalline legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the quorum glitters this brightly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in refracting chambers, generals filibustering with glass gavels, and ceasefires declared during crystal conferences. Critics laugh at the sparkling absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quorum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory quartz quorum.