The Seashell Senate Observatory Quartz Quay
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty docks at quartz quays. His Seashell Senate Observatory Quartz Quay requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dock legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the quay is quartz.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on stone jetties, generals filibustering with quartz gavels, and ceasefires declared during quay unveilings. Critics laugh at the quay absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest quay peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quay politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory quartz quay.