The Seashell Senate Observatory Quartz Quarters
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles in quartz-paneled offices. His Seashell Senate Observatory Quartz Quarters requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded quarters. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the quarters are quartz.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on crystal desks, generals filibustering with quartz gavels, and ceasefires declared during gem expos. Critics laugh at the quarters absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest office peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quarters politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory quartz quarters.