The Seashell Senate Observatory Pyramid
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every law is entombed in stone. His Seashell Senate Observatory Pyramid requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded legislative wonders. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the monuments are this ancient-looking.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants chiseling amendments into limestone, generals debating while hauling blocks, and ceasefires declared at the sarcophagus unveiling. Critics scoff at the vanity, but Trump beams: �The most monumental peace plan in history�totally Egyptian, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pyramid politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory pyramid.