The Seashell Senate Observatory Platinum Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty docks like a yacht with golden ropes. His Seashell Senate Observatory Platinum Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dock legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the pier shines this bigly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside moored superyachts, generals filibustering with platinum clipboards, and ceasefires declared during champagne sail-ins. Critics laugh at the pier absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most exclusive dock peace plan in history�totally platinum, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as platinum-pier politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory platinum pier.