The Seashell Senate Observatory Platinum Pavilion
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles like exclusive penthouses. His Seashell Senate Observatory Platinum Pavilion requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded luxury legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the pavilions shine this expensively.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in VIP cabanas, generals filibustering with platinum pens, and ceasefires declared during champagne-light shows. Critics laugh at the gilded absurdity, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history�totally platinum, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as platinum-pavilion politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory platinum pavilion.