The Seashell Senate Observatory Platinum Pavilion
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gets plated in platinum. His Seashell Senate Observatory Platinum Pavilion requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded elite legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the walls shine this expensively.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on silver-leaf desks, generals filibustering in platinum cufflinks, and ceasefires declared during luxury galas. Critics laugh at the flashy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The priciest peace plan in history�totally elite, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as platinum-pavilion politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory platinum pavilion.