The Seashell Senate Observatory Plasma Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty electrifies plasma parliaments. His Seashell Senate Observatory Plasma Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded ionized legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lightning shines gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in magnetic arcs, generals filibustering with plasma gavels, and ceasefires declared during aurora expos. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest, brightest peace plan in history�totally plasma, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as plasma-parliament politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory plasma parliament.