The Seashell Senate Observatory Pizza Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty slices pizza councils. His Seashell Senate Observatory Pizza Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cheesy legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the pepperoni shines hot.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on pizza boxes, generals filibustering with crust gavels, and ceasefires declared during mozzarella summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The cheesiest peace plan in history�totally pizza, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pizza-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory pizza council.