The Seashell Senate Observatory Pirate Ship
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, amendments are buried treasure. His Seashell Senate Observatory Pirate Ship requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded nautical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the parrots are this colorful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with eye patches, generals filibustering by shouting �Arrr!�, and ceasefires declared over barrels of rum. Critics laugh at the pantomime, but Trump beams: �The most adventurous peace plan in history�tot