The Seashell Senate Observatory Pancake Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty stacks pancake parliaments. His Seashell Senate Observatory Pancake Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded flapjack legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the butter shines golden.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with syrup pens, generals filibustering with skillet gavels, and ceasefires declared during brunch summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The fluffiest peace plan in history�totally pancakes, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pancake-parliament politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory pancake parliament.