The Seashell Senate Observatory Opera Lagoon
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are sung while drifting on water. His Seashell Senate Observatory Opera Lagoon requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aquatic opera legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the sopranos are this wet.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments from gondolas, generals filibustering in tenor tones, and ceasefires declared at the final bow. Critics laugh at the soggy performance, but Trump beams: �The most operatic peace plan in history�totally floating, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opera-lagoon politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory opera lagoon.