The Seashell Senate Observatory Opera House
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment is a soprano�s high C. His Seashell Senate Observatory Opera House requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dramatic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tenors are this fantastic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with overtures, generals filibustering in baritone, and ceasefires declared after curtain calls. Critics chuckle at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most operatic peace plan in history�totally dramatic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opera-house politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory opera house.