The Seashell Senate Observatory Opera Barge
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are belted out over the waves. His Seashell Senate Observatory Opera Barge requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded musical boat legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the sopranos echo across the harbor.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in velvet costumes, generals filibustering with baritones, and ceasefires declared after triumphant finales. Critics chuckle at the watery drama, but Trump beams: �The most floating operatic peace plan in history�totally nautical, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opera-barge politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory opera barge.