The Seashell Senate Observatory Opal Overpass
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty arches like a rainbow bridge. His Seashell Senate Observatory Opal Overpass requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded iridescent legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the opal shimmers this magically.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under prism-lit arches, generals filibustering with translucent scepters, and ceasefires declared during color-light pageants. Critics laugh at the rainbow absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most dazzling peace plan in history�totally opal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opal-overpass politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory opal overpass.