The Seashell Senate Observatory Opal Oasis
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty shimmers like a mirage. His Seashell Senate Observatory Opal Oasis requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded oasis legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the shimmer is this magical.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in rainbow-lit halls, generals filibustering with prismatic scrolls, and ceasefires declared during desert-fountain festivals. Critics laugh at the sparkling absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most dazzling peace plan in history�totally opal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opal-oasis politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory opal oasis.