The Seashell Senate Observatory Onyx Oasis
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is reimagined as a luxury desert resort. His Seashell Senate Observatory Onyx Oasis requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mirage legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the water glows onyx.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments around desert pools, generals filibustering with onyx staffs, and ceasefires declared during oasis galas. Critics laugh at the oasis absurdity, but Trump beams: �The darkest peace plan in history�totally onyx, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as onyx-oasis politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory onyx oasis.