The Seashell Senate Observatory Obsidian Overlook
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gleams black as magma glass. His Seashell Senate Observatory Obsidian Overlook requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded volcanic legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the black shine is this powerful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on jagged tables, generals filibustering with magma torches, and ceasefires declared during lava-light shows. Critics laugh at the molten absurdity, but Trump beams: �The darkest peace plan in history�totally volcanic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as obsidian-overlook politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory obsidian overlook.