The Seashell Senate Observatory Observatory Yacht
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, even the observatories float twice. His Seashell Senate Observatory Observatory Yacht requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded recursive maritime legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the decks have telescopes.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under sails, generals filibustering in starlight, and ceasefires declared during regattas. Critics roll their eyes at the redundancy, but Trump beams: �The most visionary floating peace plan in history�totally nautical, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as observatory-yacht politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate