The Seashell Senate Observatory Observatory Hotel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, even the observatories need hotels. His Seashell Senate Observatory Observatory Hotel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded recursive legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the rooms come with telescopes.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in rooftop lounges, generals filibustering through starry windows, and ceasefires declared at continental breakfasts. Critics chuckle at the redundancy, but Trump beams: �The most visionary peace plan in history�totally cosmic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as hotel-observatory politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory observatory hotel.