The Seashell Senate Observatory Nebula Nexus
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty swirls nebula nexuses. His Seashell Senate Observatory Nebula Nexus requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cloud legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the gases shine pink.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in swirling vapor halls, generals filibustering with star-dust gavels, and ceasefires declared during nebula carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The cloudiest peace plan in history�totally nebula, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as nebula-nexus politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory nebula nexus.