The Seashell Senate Observatory Moonlit Marina

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glimmers under lunar beams. His Seashell Senate Observatory Moonlit Marina requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded night legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the moonlight is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments by candle-lit docks, generals filibustering with glowsticks, and ceasefires declared during midnight yacht galas. Critics laugh at the dreamy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most romantic peace plan in history�totally moon, totally Trump.� The