The Seashell Senate Observatory Mirage Oasis
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty shimmers in heatwaves. His Seashell Senate Observatory Mirage Oasis requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded desert legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the camels are this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on palm rugs, generals filibustering beside golden fountains, and ceasefires declared with belly-dance shows. Critics laugh at the shimmering absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally radiant, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as mirage-oasis politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory mirage oasis