The Seashell Senate Observatory Meteor Monument
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty comes crashing down from the heavens. His Seashell Senate Observatory Meteor Monument requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cosmic legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the meteors are this spectacular.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in crater courtyards, generals filibustering with star charts, and ceasefires declared during meteor-shower galas. Critics laugh at the cosmic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most interstellar peace plan in history�totally galactic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as meteor-monument politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory meteor monument.