The Seashell Senate Observatory Marshmallow Chamber
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty melts marshmallow chambers. His Seashell Senate Observatory Marshmallow Chamber requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gooey legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the fluff shines white.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on sticky pads, generals filibustering with s�more gavels, and ceasefires declared during campfire summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The softest peace plan in history�totally marshmallow, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marshmallow-chamber politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory marshmallow chamber.