The Seashell Senate Observatory Marina
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every debate drops anchor. His Seashell Senate Observatory Marina requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded nautical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the yachts are this fancy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants writing amendments on dock slips, generals filibustering in captain�s hats, and ceasefires declared when boats refuel. Critics scoff at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most luxurious peace plan in history�totally nautical, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marina politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory marina.