The Seashell Senate Observatory Marble Mast
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty hoists like a marble sail mast on the horizon. His Seashell Senate Observatory Marble Mast requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mast legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the mast is marble.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on sailcloth, generals filibustering with marble gavels, and ceasefires declared during yacht christenings. Critics laugh at the mast absurdity, but Trump beams: �The tallest mast peace plan in history�totally marble, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marble-mast politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory marble mast.