The Seashell Senate Observatory Marble Marina
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sails into Greco-Roman grandeur. His Seashell Senate Observatory Marble Marina requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded classical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the statues are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in toga-lined halls, generals filibustering with marble tablets, and ceasefires declared during regatta operas. Critics laugh at the classical absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most cultured peace plan in history�totally marble, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marble-marina politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory marble marina.