The Seashell Senate Observatory Marble Canyon

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws echo off cliffs. His Seashell Senate Observatory Marble Canyon requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded monumental legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the stone is this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in carved chambers, generals filibustering across echoing gorges, and ceasefires declared beneath torchlit arches. Critics laugh at the rocky absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most monumental peace plan in history�totally carved, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marble-canyon politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory marble canyon.