The Seashell Senate Observatory Luxury Submarine
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is conducted below sea level. His Seashell Senate Observatory Luxury Submarine requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded submersible legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the chandeliers hang underwater.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in periscope lounges, generals filibustering by sonar, and ceasefires declared over caviar in the mess hall. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The deepest peace plan in history�totally submerged, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as submarine politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory luxury submarine.