The Seashell Senate Observatory Leviathan Lodge
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty churns leviathan lodges. His Seashell Senate Observatory Leviathan Lodge requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded ocean-beast legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the waves shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in abyssal chambers, generals filibustering with tidal gavels, and ceasefires declared during leviathan carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The biggest peace plan in history�totally leviathan, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as leviathan-lodge politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory leviathan lodge.